Looking to "board a jungle boat to travel exotic rivers of the world guided by a witty and experienced skipper?" Enter Disneyland, the happiest place on Earth, walk right down the middle of Main Street, when you get to the end of the shops, turn left and pass under the wooden archway that reads "ADVENTURELAND!" Once through, look to your left and you've found it: The Enchanted Tiki Room!

OK, that's not what we were looking for. A little farther... There it is: The world-famous Jungle Cruise! Get in line or grab a fastpass and wait your turn to take a tour of the wildest rivers of the world. Please remember, when you reach the loading dock, the line will split into two separate path. If you'd like to keep your family together, please stay in the same line. However, if there's someone in your family you'd like to get rid of, just put them in the opposite line and you'll never see them again.

NOTES: Disneyland's Jungle Cruise was one of the original attractions that opened with the park in 1955. Over the years, it has received frequent additions, alterations, and script revisions - perhaps more than any other Disney attraction. The following pages contain script excerpts and descriptions of the Jungle Cruise in its current state (though future updates may contain guides to previous versions of the ride).

Also, the official Jungle Cruise script contains several options for the skippers to recite at each scene in the ride. The following pages will include some of those options, but will not re-print every individual spiel possibility. This way, we're not giving away every joke you might hear on your next excursion into the Jungle, just repeating a few favorites. Also, it's worth remembering that (though they've probably been warned not to), it's no secret that Jungle Cruise skippers frequently make certain additions of their own.

OK, you've made it to the front of your line, and here comes your boat. As you step in, watch your head and step. Once you sit down, please slide all the way to the front. That's the only way we have of keeping the seats clean.

Now, it's time to leave the dock...

CONTINUE YOUR JOURNEY INTO THE RAINFOREST